Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Football Liberation


Most of you who are reading this have been attending Sovereign Grace Church in Gilbert. If so, you've been under tyrannical leadership - the kind that shamefully promotes the Dallas Cowboys as if they are actually "America's Team". Sadly, many of you have been deceived for so long you wouldn't know freedom if you saw it.

Good news - GREAT NEWS: Freedom is here. Run to the open door. Throw off the shackles of your oppression and claim the dignity that is rightfully yours - to believe and follow a real NFL Team (a team that doesn't employ the services of known felons). In short, now is the time to become a die hard Chicago Bears fan!

For me, the Bears are a model of the gospel. They are not the most hyped team. They are not the most athletic. They need serious help in multiple positions. They don't deserve to win games like last night (DID YOU SEE IT???).

And yet, through unmerited favor, they continue on. They fail, but they don't lose. They are beaten, but they still win. Miracles happen with this team. They take the harden unbeliever and turn them into disciples. I promise it can happen for you, too.

Go Bears!

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